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PostSubject: Re: Jokes on English   Sun 31 Aug - 20:11

Fine, thank you. How are you?

How many blonde jokes are there? None, they're all fact!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes on English   Tue 2 Sep - 0:02

you will feel the power of MEGATRON

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes on English   Tue 2 Sep - 13:46

What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler with a Collie? A dog who bites off your arm and then goes to get help.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes on English   Tue 2 Sep - 20:51

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes on English   Tue 2 Sep - 22:25

hahaha jokes are great Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes on English   Sun 7 Sep - 13:29

What is 6 inches long.....Has a big head....Women love it? A $100 dollar bill!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes on English   Mon 8 Sep - 15:58

Why are women's breasts like a LEGO set? Because they were originally made for kids but dad always wants to play with them.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes on English   Sun 14 Sep - 14:23

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, 'We have a drink named after you!'The grasshopper says, 'You have a drink named Steve?"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes on English   Mon 15 Sep - 13:16

StormTrooper drives Mini Cooper

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes on English   Thu 2 Oct - 15:42

I gave up smoking, drinking and sex... It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes on English   Wed 15 Oct - 19:18

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes on English   Wed 15 Oct - 19:23

I am Muzzy, big Muzzy... elephant
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes on English   Mon 20 Oct - 7:11

Why are you seeking me now,among many of them,where were you when I was nobody?

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes on English   Mon 20 Oct - 12:48

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Why are you seeking me now,among many of them,where were you when I was nobody?


"Što me sada tražiš pored njih toliko? Gde si bila kad sam bio niko? Kako da ti verujem sada kad sam neko, pada s tobom delim ono što sam stekoooo!"

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes on English   Tue 28 Oct - 14:40

Today is a day for firm decisions! Or is it?
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